nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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