she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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