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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?

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• (949): View more from California

  I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.

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• (562): View more from California

  I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning

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  I love you more by the minute

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night

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• (386): View more from Florida

  So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.

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