Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.