Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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