fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.