The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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