My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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