Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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