Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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