if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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