I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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