omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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