yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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