dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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