Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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