I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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