Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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