When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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