Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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