dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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