I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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