I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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