i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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