if you like me you must not know who I am
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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