it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
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Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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