but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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