one two three fourrrrnication!
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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