And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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