Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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