We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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