just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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