found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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