Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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