put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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