he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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