I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Randomize
