Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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