Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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