he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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