Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
ttyl tear gas
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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