508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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