I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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