Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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