Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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