I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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