no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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