ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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