shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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