His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
