Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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