Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My breasts were aching with rage.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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