Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If I die, sorry about rent.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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