Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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