I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize