how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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