We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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