Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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