No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I enjoy the company of your penis
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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