went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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