? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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